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Kicked Nuts
Anonymous
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No.26914
Its meta AF atm, but the last thread is sooooo stale. The Game surprisingly continues! Infernius is borderline suicidal with a stalker, Trump and Tracy finally got engaged, Torcuil is in hiding, Norfilly is eating candy, Taylor is getting praise and adoration, Alex is a statue, Yak Lee is the surprise contender in the Fight Club,... yeah so stuff.

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Mrs. Sentry
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No.27906
27909
>>27905
That's because you were using it to troll.
Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.27907
27917
>>27904
>Can I make
Also, where is Torc?
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27908
27912
>>27903
If it kills someone else in the next round though, when he could have it focus on them...

He can lay hands on you and himself. The Generals can probably be Entertroned but still
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27909
>>27906
i was left out of the combat i was lonely.
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27911
nu https://mlpol.net/vx/res/27910.html
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27912
27917
>>27908
She isn't wasting any time: she's going straight.
Idk why you want to waste time by following the path and then end up in the Dragon's shooting range, when you have the opportunity to make a surprise attack and still end up in the same place in front of the dragon.
You don't charge dragons head-on.
>lay on hands
Save it for the men. This thing is going to cover the whole swamp in acid, and it'll suck if their bodies melt.

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Banquet Nuts
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25605
25607 25893 25976
And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".

So then, let us begin,... again.
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Anonymous
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No.26909
26910 26911
>>26908
he wants to get captured by whats left of the court city government so he can confess to helping kill kefka so they will hang him.
Anonymous
3xDgX
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No.26910
26913
>>26909
That's pretty dark man
Anonymous
Dr9PD
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No.26911
26913
>>26909
What are you (meta) trying to do with him though? That obviously won't succeed.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.26912
>>26855
I do
>>26856
You could just take the awesomer one that Trump never uses,....
>>26871
>marriage license
Wut the fuck

Fug it, gimme a sec and I'll bake nu and then finish the responses

Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.26913
26918
>>26910
hes been through some dark shit man, but it will be his last act as (CG) probably.
>>26911
well obviously it wont they will most likely greet him as a hero, i dont really know i havent given it much thought.
>his core desire is to have a family since he never had that in his previous life. but post break(CE) infernuis's desire would probably be destroying the multi-verse.

Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.26915
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/26914.html
Blam

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Corn Nuts
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.24544
Read "Corny Nuts"
Which brings us into the next edition of the Game thread! For newcomers, this is an RP thread thats been ongoing for,... shit, 3 months now. How time flies.
Anywhow, its based on a very loose and permissive rendition of classic D&D 3.5 edition as a baseline, and includes whatever additions can be effectively (and not too ludicrously) included; basically whatever players want that also makes some sense.
The party has just made some character and story developments. Trump and Tracy discover that when their powers combine they form Captain Planet,... or rather, Tracy gets uber-sized and most ferocious.
Infernius and Thez have successfully tracked down and captured a Dark Elf who had been masquerading as the proprietor of the Bazaar (there is no proprietor) who were responsible for jacking all their shit.
What happens next? I have some idea, which probably means its not going to go anywhere near how I expect.

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Anonymous
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No.25600
25602
>>25589
And here I was going to troll you with a CPR certified staff-member,....
>>25591
Its not that
>>25595
Uuuuuummmmmm, I'llllll think on it, but I can already think of two ways to go about it

Anonymous
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No.25601
25602 25603
>>25599
As a player who went and spread out his character across three prestige class, I'll just advise that it may not seem as great as you thought at this level. Remember, with the proper feats and items,
you could also be a functional/aesthetic ranger.

That's just my personal input though.

I g2g for now.
Anonymous
dP4No
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No.25602
>>25600
Those two ways being?
>>25601
I just want some ranger skills, not 50/50 split class level wise
See ya
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25603
25604
>>25601
>>25592
Take your time. I've gotta bake, and I'm pretty much done with the main introductions. The initial part of the banquet is gonna be alot of cinematic anyway.
Also I wanna get to the killin'.
>baking
Anonymous
dP4No
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No.25604
>>25603
Mmmm fresh bread
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25606
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/25605.html

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Hibbity Hooblah
Anonymous
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No.23546
23550 23553 23556
This thread begins the next leg of the game, where GM (likely unsuccessfully) teaches of the wonders of rare-meat. Yes, I know Trump IRL likes his steak well-done, and to me that alone is evidence of controlled opposition. I still support the man, but dammit. Rare meat is the finest you can ever taste, satisfying immediate/basic hunger needs better than well meat, but also satisfying more primal urges and evolution. Remember, meat is only unsanitary if it is old or processed through a slaughter-house with poor quality control.

Enough about meat, lets get back to the game. Infernius is attempting to Leeroy Jenkins at the orcs, except that he has to climb a rope ladder to do so (cloven hooves = slower climbing). Tracy mulls about a very closed for business city that has cannons on the south-face, not yet realizing that unless she wants to go Nightmare (and thus ethereal but also glowing-in-the-dark) she's SOL.
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Anonymous
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No.24535
24536
>>24534
are thez and i done?
Anonymous
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No.24536
24537 24546
>>24535
That elf will be gone by the morning
Anonymous
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No.24537
24546
>>24536
thats why i was asking.
Anonymous
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No.24540
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>pic for next bread
Mrs. Sentry
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No.24545
24548 24550
Is he going to have something to say in the morning, or can I just have her carry him back to the tower?
Anonymous
Eruth
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No.24546
>>24536
>>24537
One of the risks of having a waifu who can teleport almost entirely at will. She's sleeping though.

Nu bread https://mlpol.net/vx/res/24544.html

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Anonymous
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No.24116
Anyone know any good CSGO cashout sites other than OPskins? Looking to cash out a couple of keys but dont want to pay OPskins their fee shekels
Alternativly anyone up for buying a couple of keys off me for paypal?

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Monday Nuts
Anonymous
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No.22629
Moar game thread Xp
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Anonymous
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No.23542
23543
>>23541
Potassium.
Anonymous
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No.23543
23544
>>23542
with ketchup?
Anonymous
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No.23544
23547
>>23543
It's not actually mine.
See >>23536

Trumpaladin
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No.23545
*Trumpaladin thinks to himself, "well, that's a little weird, but still a hell of a lot less weird than the last girl. And so long as she doesn't try to pin me to a wall this will be a definite improvement"*
Anonymous
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No.23547
>>23544
oh.
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.23551
>>23540
Fug. I'll try it, but I won't go easy,....
Nu BTW
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/23546.html

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Random Nuts
Anonymous
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No.21610
Carrying on with the ongoing RP Game, since the last bread got extra-stale (GM really should get a bread-box). Characters are in development and progress, with a variety of tasks and agendas. Nothing is trying to eat anyone for the moment, so there's no pressure to GET IN, but who am I kidding? Stuff is always more or less happening.
Come on in, the water's fine.
No homo, can't forget that bit

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>>22622
>Capital be further inland
Well, here's the thing. I personally believe the ability to move by ship is insanely useful, especially on a map split into multiple continents

>see what territories want autonomy
I'd assume autonomy is the default and most of them want it. I'd rather conquer the Court City, and then see which territories want military protection, or at least trade relations

>Why at the tower
To tell Adam we retrieved his men and to give wood to Slovenia. That, and I assumed Ben and Torcuil were at the tower, but I honestly do not know
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Mrs. Sentry
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No.22626
22631 22633
>>22624
>the Court City
It's highly likely that the court city may not have the same centralizing function now that the nerd who bullied everyone out of their lunch money is gone. Keep that in mind.
>To tell Adam we retrieved his men and to give wood to Slovenia.
Tracy would've followed back that way then.
Anonymous
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No.22627
22631 22633
>>22622
>conquer everyone.
good idea.
Anonymous
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No.22628
>sighs
Baking, one sec
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22630
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/22629.html
Anonymous
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No.22631
>>22626
>Court City would not be as effective
Yeah, I think it wouldn't be either. But look at it this way. The court city used to control the entire planet. If just ten percent of the cities still want a suzerain, then that means if we take the court city, then we have the court city, those two cities, and a Casus Belli to conquer whoever is attacking the cities we take as protectorates

>Tracy would have followed
If she's being cooperative, then Trumpaladin would have cut it short with Adam, and then taken her to the Crime scene since she's obviously the best character to look for clues and he doesn't have to fuck Slovenia to get back at her for ditching

>>22627
I love this idea too

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Wild Nuts
Anonymous
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No.20349
20351
NO HOMO
Game continuation bread, where the party gets ready to wander off into parts unknown, potentially in different directions or to different areas. More bantz to go on in the meantime, but last bread got stale so here's a fresh one.
New players welcome/encouraged.
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Anonymous
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No.21605
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>>21604
I have a few difficult questions for Slovenia, if you think you could provide answers
Anonymous
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No.21606
>>21605
Sure. If I don't reply right away, I'm thinking of a good answer.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>21603
Really, anything useful to Tracy (she can't really use most of what's on the list). There was a whole list of cool/useful things I wanted (Mask of the Skull), that weren't really within plausible reach for her. The first thing I thought of to upgrade the Nithing Poles into Darkskulls, to serve as cursed mailboxes for assassination requests, and to collect payments/offerings.
For now, since levitation is a 2nd level spell, I'll have her buy the scroll at the shop and get to work on some Horseshoes of Zephyr; since those don't look expensive.
Anonymous
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No.21608
Fug it, I'm gonna go ahead and bake new bread
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
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No.21609
>>21607
May as well get to work on a bow as well, not sure about enchantments yet though.
Anonymous
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No.21611
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/21610.html Up

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Candied Nuts
Anonymous
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No.19224
19228
NO HOMO
This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.

The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.

There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.

This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.

Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
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Anonymous
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No.20344
20345
>>20343
"Thank you come again."
Anonymous
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No.20345
>>20344
You forgot the indian I can't understand whom can't understand me
Anonymous
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No.20346
>>20342
How about we assume you never took them off and were conversating, for sake of brevity? I mean you can go through the whole "getting eaten and fighting them" bit again if you REALLY want,....
In a meta-sense, Thez is transitioning from a story-driving character (relating to past context and the surrounding world) into a support/admin character (helping to support and develop the resources and abilities of the Port and the factions within it). She's still available to whup ass at a moment's notice, but beyond the needs of the party, she doesn't want to watch the city burn again, nor risk the lives of innocents at the hands of nefarious forces, especially with the party looking to side-quest.
Anonymous
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No.20347
I'm gonna bake a new bread here in a moment. Standby
Anonymous
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No.20348
20353
Spells she has so far:

>disguise self, detect poison, feather fall, ghost sound, jump, obscuring mist, sleep, true strike.
>cause fear, corrupt weapon, cure light wounds, doom, inflict light wounds, magic weapon, summon monster I*.
>bull’s strength, cure moderate wounds, darkness, death knell, eagle’s splendor, inflict moderate wounds, shatter, summon monster II*.
Anonymous
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No.20350
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/20349.html

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Murderous Nuts
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No.18071
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Its about to get real. I'll leave out the descriptions, you know what it is.

Staff Edit: Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw
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Anonymous
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No.19241
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>>19231
But I assume this would be more fitting
Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.19242
>>19240
I will behave....
Anonymous
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No.19243
19250 19253
>>19240
I have to agree with this
>>19241
Appropriate, if unsubtle
Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.19245
>>19241
>glad the link wasn't posted
>dodget being grounded for two more weeks
Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.19250
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>>19240
>>19243
Cleaned thread to restore the sugar..
>Soros made me post those
Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.19253
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>>19240
>>19243
"Hug?"

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